Surfers Paradise

Surfers Paradise may very well have been an undiscovered stretch of coast once, frequented by massive prehistoric reptiles warming their cold blood on the sand. But since the development rush those reptiles have been replaced by large, pink mammals that beach themselves on these pale shores to roast. The waves break angrily on the sand, resenting the rise of these buildings and their rush towards the sea. Caught in the battleground of these two superpowers there's nothing I can do but sit back, relax and notice the uncomfortable similarities between sea foam and cellulite.